Fucking Idol had to remind me of Paula’s “sexy” comment for DWP last night? Why does Idol hate me so when all I do is love snark it?
Anyhoo, tonight’s Idol will be interrupted as I will watch part of the East coast Letterman feed- one of my future husbands is on, and the EC feed of Letterman coincides with the WC feed of Idol. And the mid part of Idol sucks. But it serves me right for having a nap after dinner and falling asleep.
Choreographer Paula is my favorite Paula because she was really meant to be that choreographer. She looks focused and- well, normal.
The Idols launch into their very VERY canned version of ” Shake Your Body Down”. Matt’s falsetto had been sweetened to the point of being on key. And for all of Paula’s efforts ( she really is a great choreographer- let’s give her credit where it’s due, people), the Idols CANNOT dance. Except for Adam. That theatrical training helped him a lot there.
And this week’s Ford video sucks donkeys.
This episode of Idol will now pre-empted so I can watch Jim Parsons on Letterman. Be back in ten.
I return to Idol to catch the end of KC and the Sunshine Band, and we launch back into commercial.
I discover that Lil Rounds has ( thank God) been eliminated. Whoo, one down.
Adam- safer than safe.
DWP- please kill me now… he’s effing safe. Damn it.
Anoop- silver chair of doom…
Allison and Matty- Matt is safe.
My Allison!! Noooooooo…
David Archuleta… he’s back… Jason style…
Archie does ” Touch My Hand”. He sounds vocally tired. I like the kid, despite all my mocking last year.
I’m bored. So bored.
So we come down to Anoop and Allison and the one heading home is… Anoop.
Kinda sad about that, I like Anoop. But Slezak called it- Anoop in about sixth place. Yeah.
Next week, folks.