Oh. My. God. Has Idol now become a UFC grudge match? WTF is up with that opening?
RyRy looks smirky and smarmy.
Looky, the Idols did a Ford vid to J. Geils Band’s 80s cheestastic ” Freeze Frame”.
“Maniac”? Really? Idol couldn’t clear a better song that?Oh, and it was painfully live, not canned. I’m in agony.
Adam looks vaguely embarrassed.
To quote Idolatry- put the Go in Gokey. I hate the dude so much.
RyRy asks the Idols about working with Quentin last night. Coolness from Adam. I love how teenaged normal Allison is. Too bad they had to go watch a Zac Efron movie.
Time to dim the lights.
Anoop- Bottom three ( WTF? He delivered one of the best vocals all night last night). Off to the silver stools of doom.
My feed is all fucked up.
She looks gorgeous. She sounds great. I adore her.
Paula says she’s surprised by Anoop’s inclusion in the bottom three. Simon- not so much.
Kris and Lil- Simon gets a word in for Kris- brilliant. Lil still gets to natter on. Shut. Her. Up. RyRy does one of those stupid switcharoo things, and Lil ends up going to the silver stools of doom.
Matt and Danny- I just hate DWP sooooooo much. ” Sing it how it’s supposed to be sang”? Are you kidding? Danny needs to GO AWAY! How the fuck do you give an edge to ” Endless Love”? That’s like saying you can give edge “My Heart Will Go On”. Danny is safe, I’m dying, Matt goes to the SSOD.
Paula still can’t say who she thinks will go home.
Anoop gets to stay. Relief.
Miley Cyrus. Never a great live singer, but a surprisingly competent songwriter. She sings ” The Climb”, from her new movie, and it’s a pretty good little pop song. She annoys me so many different ways ( and she’s so nasally). I give her props though for not being a wreck so much on stage like when she did ” Fly On The Wall” at the AMAs. Oooh, those big notes kinda fall flat, don’t they?
Lil and Matt. Matt and Lil…Simon would consider the save.
Love live TV when it fucks up like that.
RyRy… get the fuck to it.
And the person to go home is…Lil is safe? Fuck. Matty?No…
He starts off better than he did last night. Could it really be better than last night? Really? Oh, hell yeah! Soooo much better. If he sang it like that last night, he would be fine and Lil would be going home. Still didn’t like the bridge shrill thing, but two lines doesn’t make it bad.
Save or not save? Come on, Simon, tell me… is it safe?
Hell yeah!!!!!!! They saved MATTY!!!!!!!!!!!!
But that means a double elimination next week, keep that in mind.
And next week is disco week?
Oh. God. No.
That is my own personal hell.