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Archive for January 21st, 2009

Is anyone else giddy over Jon Hamm’s upcoming three episode arc on 30 Rock? Jon Hamm. Tina Fey. Come on, people, this is gold!

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RAZZIES!

As is tradition, the Razzie awards have announced their nominees for the worst movies of 2008 a day before the Academy makes their picks for the best known. Mike Myers atrocious The Love Guru picked up the most nods.

The list:

WORST PICTURE

DISASTER MOVIE (Lionsgate) and MEET THE SPARTANS (20th Century-Fox) {Two Movies Jointly Nominated for Sharing One Berry Badly Beaten Dead Horse of a Concept!}

THE HAPPENING (20th Century-Fox)

THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE (Regent Releasing/Purple Pictures)

IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SIEGE TALE (Boll KG/Brightlight Pictures)

THE LOVE GURU (Paramount)

WORST ACTOR

Larry the Cable Guy / WITLESS PROTECTION

Eddie Murphy / MEET DAVE

Mike Myers / THE LOVE GURU

Al Pacino / 88 MINUTES and RIGHTEOUS KILL 

Mark Wahlberg / THE HAPPENING and MAX PAYNE

WORST ACTRESS

Jessica Alba / THE EYE and THE LOVE GURU

The Cast of THE WOMEN (Annette Bening, Eva Mendes, Debra Messing, Jada Pinkett-Smith and Meg Ryan)

Cameron Diaz / WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS

Paris Hilton / THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE

Kate Hudson / FOOLS’ GOLD and MY BEST FRIEND’S GIRL

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Carmen Electra / DISASTER MOVIE and MEET THE SPARTANS

Paris Hilton / REPO: THE GENETIC OPERA

Kim Kardashian / DISASTER MOVIE

Jenny McCarthy / WITLESS PROTECTION

Leelee Sobieski / 88 MINUTES and IN THE NAME OF THE KING

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Uwe Boll (as Himself) Uwe Boll’s POSTAL

Pierce Brosnan / MAMMA MIA!

Ben Kingsley / THE LOVE GURU, WAR, INC. and THE WACKNESS 

Burt Reynolds / DEAL and IN THE NAME OF THE KING               

Verne Troyer / THE LOVE GURU and Uwe Boll’s POSTAL

WORST SCREEN COUPLE

Uwe Boll & ANY Actor, Camera or Screenplay

Cameron Diaz & Ashton Kutcher / WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS

Paris Hilton & EITHER Christine Lakin OR Joel David Moore / HOTTIE & THE NOTTIE 

Larry the Cable Guy & Jenny McCarthy / WITLESS PROTECTION 

Eddie Murphy IN Eddie Murphy / MEET DAVE

WORST PREQUEL, REMAKE, RIP-OFF or SEQUEL (Combined Category for 2008)

THE DAY THE EARTH BLOWED UP REAL GOOD

DISASTER MOVIE and MEET THE SPARTANS

INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL

SPEED RACER

STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS

WORST DIRECTOR 

Uwe Boll / 1968: TUNNEL RATS, IN THE NAME OF THE KING and POSTAL   

Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer / DISASTER MOVIE and MEET THE SPARTANS 

Tom Putnam / THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE 

Marco Schnabel / THE LOVE GURU 

M. Night Shyamalan / THE HAPPENING

WORST SCREENPLAY

DISASTER MOVIE and MEET THE SPARTANS, both Written by Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer

THE HAPPENING, Written by M. Night Shyamalan

THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE, Written by Heidi Ferrer

IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SIEGE TALE, Screenplay by Doug Taylor

THE LOVE GURU, Written by Mike Myers & Graham Gordy

WORST CAREER ACHIEVEMENT (Special Category!)

Uwe Boll (Germany’s Answer to Ed Wood)

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